Kurt Russell and Steven Seagal team up for their own Die Hard-ish movie. Well, "team up" might be a bit of an overstatement. And mentioning Steven Seagal might be too. But how about that Halle Berry? She's...left without much to do here. At least we have sweaty Oliver Platt to keep us all humble.
A movie about a mentally disturbed young man and a movie made by mentally stunted men that are no longer young. Hold on tight as we tackle two movies that should probably have never been watched together, but were paired up for your amusement and one reviewer's own masochistic need.