In 2002, JCVD had to save a train full of people from a terrorist threat. Did he save the day? Of course...but who cares? Unbeknownst to him, he wasn't actually a hero...he was just another action star in another shoddy rip-off of Die Hard.
Welcome to Crushed Celluloid! [Movie Announcer Voice] In a world where movie critics have gathered in their ivory tower to impose their dominion over the world [BBBWWWWAAAAMMMPPP] 2 friends rise from the dust of the wastelands of the internet [BBBWWWWAAAAMMMPPP] and they have only one mission [BBBWWWWAAAAMMMPPP] To talk about some movies [SQWWWEEEE]