What do you do when you're a once unstoppable actor who has had a bad run lately? You team up with a once unstoppable director who has had a particularly bad run and make a movie that does nothing to rectify either of these situations.
Today we take a look at the movie based off the song that curiously does not contain the titular song in the movie. It is also simultaneously the most creepy and most unaware of its creepiness movie ever made. Come for the strangeness of Matthew Broderick, stay for the skull rape.
A movie about a captain that just can't catch a break, a millionaire that just wants his insurance money, and a group of mercenaries that add more bodies to the body count, and a monster that just wants to be loved...or something like that.
Wes Craven had his time to shine between the early 70's, all the way through the late 90's. Then he made Scream...then he made another Scream...then he made another...then he made a trite, unoriginal werewolf movie...then he made another Scream...
We begin our Fright-fest October with a movie that is neither frightening, nor festive. It is a movie about a killer whale. No, really, a whale that kills people. Get it? That's a double entendre. And twice as clever as this movie.